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Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%* ) Because We Have Kids: A about the Reality of Parenting

Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting

by Leanne Shirtliffe

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
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Print length	:	39 pages

A Photo Of A Group Of Parents Laughing And Holding Their Children Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%* ) Because We Have Kids: A About The Reality Of Parenting

Parenthood: a rollercoaster of joy, exhaustion, and a whole lot of laughter. If you've ever found yourself uttering expletives while trying to negotiate bedtime or navigate a tantrum, then "We Solemnly Swear Because We Have Kids" is the book for you.

A Hilarious and Relatable Guide to Parenting

This witty and relatable book is a must-read for any parent who needs a little comic relief and practical advice. With its spot-on observations and laugh-out-loud humor, "We Solemnly Swear Because We Have Kids" will make you feel like you're not alone in the wild and wonderful journey of parenting.

Expert Insights and Real-Life Stories

The authors, two experienced parents themselves, share their own parenting mishaps and triumphs, along with expert insights from therapists and educators. The result is a comprehensive guide that tackles everything from sleep training to potty training and sibling rivalry.

Empowering and Supportive

Beyond the laughter, "We Solemnly Swear Because We Have Kids" is also an empowering book. It reminds parents that they are not perfect, but they are ng the best they can. It provides practical tools and strategies that help parents navigate the challenges of raising children with humor and resilience.

A Chapter for Every Occasion

Whether you're a new parent or a seasoned pro, this book has something for you. It is divided into chapters that cover every stage of parenting, from the newborn days to the teenage years. Each chapter is filled with relatable stories, helpful tips, and a dash of humor to lighten the load.

Join the Parenting Revolution

If you're tired of feeling overwhelmed and alone, "We Solemnly Swear Because We Have Kids" is your ticket to a more joyful and connected parenting experience. Join the thousands of parents who have found solace, laughter, and practical advice in this groundbreaking book.

Testimonials

"This book is an absolute lifesaver! It made me realize that I'm not the only one who loses it sometimes when dealing with my kids." - Sarah, mother of three

"The authors are parenting geniuses. They made me laugh, cry, and learn all at the same time." - John, father of two

Call to Action

Free Download your copy of "We Solemnly Swear Because We Have Kids" today and embark on a parenting journey filled with laughter, resilience, and a whole lot of love. Available now at your favorite bookstore or online retailer.

Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting

by Leanne Shirtliffe

5 out of 5